Sometimes Clark wondered, while lying semi-conscious on the kitchen floor, feeling his skin cells replicating and shedding and his toenails growing: if he could go back in time, to the start of all of this, if only to save Kristen and Isla, would he clean that frying pan? No, he decided every time. It was a matter of principle. He wasn’t unreasonable. He understood where Kristen was coming from; he saw all perspectives and weighed…
“They’re only upset about the damn octopuses,” declared Claire from behind her laptop screen. “That’s not right. Octopi? Octopodes?” puzzled Sean, half-listening. “Three murders in a week, no known suspects, and people don’t give one shit.” “Well, not entirely true; from what I’ve seen people are pretty excited about it.” “It’s sick. These men had families.” “Well so did the octo…paes.” “You know they haven’t found their heads yet? The sick fuck is probably keeping…
Injecting Netflix’s latest thriller straight into our veins. Does it leave us paralyzed with fright, or catatonic with boredom?
The prompt I got for this screenplay was that it had to involve New Year’s Eve and the song “Don’t Fear the Reaper”. The rest is based on true events.
Quick-hitter reviews on Evilspeak, Chopping Mall, Terrifier 3, Paperhouse, Alice Sweet Alive, Amsterdamned, New Religion, Teeth, and Curtains.
If you walked away from your first viewing of Best Picture nominee The Zone of Interest disappointed – good. That’s the point. Spoilers ahead.
We got a little bit of everything in the horror genre in 2023: legacy sequels, big studio popcorn flicks, experimental arthouse films, jaw-dropping feature debuts. The continued growth of the direct-to-streaming market is paying dividends for fans of diverse, albeit lower budget, movies. Whatever your particular brand of scary movie, you’ll find something to like in the list below. 10. Birth/Rebirth A mourning mother encounters an antisocial, genius medical worker who just might have a…
